Bad things

• Beauty and brains are almost never found together. But having neither of these is a greater possibility.

• Every time you find out you’ve done something good, you end up doing something really bad.

• Soon after you get onto bed you realise you need to increase the fan or switch the lights off.

• Every time you want to do something there is always something stopping you

• When you feel like you need chocolates they are almost never around

• When you remember something nice to blog about you always forget it when you keep it for later.